Rise Of The Awesome

The Sickening Crunch of Mortified Cheerios

2010-06-21T17:41:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been eaten? Have you ever been drowned? Because if you have, I have just the product for you. It's called aliens. You know what I mean, if you get abducted by aliens, all your problems will be solved. Here's why, first of all, aliens hate cheerios. Second, even on the off chance that any particular alien DID like cheerios, they wouldn't eat you with milk. Why? Because aliens ONLY

It's bloggerin time. (In my own dojo)

2010-06-18T23:25:00.000-07:00

It's bloggerin time. Yep yep that it is, you read it right. It's time for the blogification. Time for blogtopia, time for blog...dang it, it seems I've lost some mojo (in my own dojo) yay for Becker being the only one who will get that, GO BECKER, boom'd. I've gotten rusty over the years, and when I say years I mean a couple of weeks. The truth is, I haven't blogged it up in quite a while. As you

Media Zombies

2010-04-23T00:18:00.000-07:00

“Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.” -Winston Smith I believe some of the soundest advice you can give to someone is this. Don't believe everything you hear. Simple and easy to remember, this is something we should think about as we go throughout any day. Especially when we are hearing things from the news, the

Why Government Will Always Fail and Why Anarchy Is Stupid. Confused? Good.

2010-03-08T23:44:00.000-08:00

Every form of government has failed. Every form of government that hasn't failed one day will. Which is why government is moronic. I was just watching a movie called Food, Inc. It talked a lot about how the government controls the mass production of food and all the injustice...you get the picture. It just kind of reinforced some of my views on government. I was thinking about how the only thing

Conquering Religious Mindsets and Lack of Pie.

2010-03-05T11:47:00.000-08:00

Religion is, how do I say. Oh wait, I know exactly how to say it, religion is Stupid. That's right, with a capital S. Now I know what it means for me to say that. It means half of you are covering your mouths in disbelief pointing, while the other half is busy screaming hell yeah! And here I am, in the middle of it all, watching you all squabble over something I said. Knowing that even though I

Raging against the machine of depression.

2010-02-12T18:56:00.000-08:00

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Don't complain about how you're going to use the lemons, don't whine because you don't have the time..the energy, or the money. Make lemonade. I agree with what I just said, isn't it awesome when you agree with yourself? However, while I agree with myself, I must admit, the "make lemonade" statement often overlooks something, more than just something

Society's Detrimental View of God and Government

2010-01-18T23:23:00.000-08:00

What does it mean to be human? Is being a homo-sapien enough to be a human? Is human just a species like dogs or horses? Or does it mean something more to be truly human? I believe humans are more than just a species, and that modern humanity could use a lot of work. So what does it mean to be human? I believe that the monumental difference between humans and animals is our morals. Animals do

A Divided Nation and a Retarded Hypothesis....and if you call now you get two retarded hypothesis...'s.

2010-01-05T10:00:00.000-08:00

When it comes to politics, history often repeats itself. After the Civil War the republicans were so focused on making sure they would be the ones in power that they forgot to help the people who needed it after the war. Nowadays there are so many problems with the world it's hard to fathom how you could make it all better. And the united states, as one of the richest and most powerful countries

Don't be stupid, computers are not magic, and joining a group won't get you anything.

2010-01-03T21:16:00.000-08:00

Well...here I am. It's 11:13 pm and I'm not even tired. OR SO I THINK. I am currently obsessed with this deformed slinky, and I have this really christmas-ey taste in my mouth. I actually just drank some hot chocolate with crushed candy cane bits and I put some egg nog in it. Not sure why I did that, but it was good anyways. I'm looking through my registry and HOLY COW Mcafee think you got enough

The Myths Of Control And Security.

2009-12-05T15:18:00.000-08:00

It's a funny thing. Funny when people think they are in control. Over themselves, over others, over little things like, desire, anger, passion, and fear. Most of the time it's not something you notice, you feel in control and that's the end of it. The ignorant you “control” feel helpless, and resign to their fate. But the others, the people who know better, well, they create a problem for you.

The truth about hackers, hacker alerts, chain emails, and the like.

2009-11-20T13:45:00.000-08:00

Social engineering, you're probably wondering what that is. Well, if you are, it's your own fault for being uninformed...And normal. Anyways. Social engineering is the psychological tool of hackers. That's right, it's not being computer smart, it's not being able to type really fast or re-write unix OS's. Yes, it is a weapon, but not the kind you would expect from a hacker. What most people don't

The Massive Battleage For Inspiration

2009-10-14T15:52:00.000-07:00

Songwriting, essays, blogging, filmmaking....a few examples of times when we pwn anyone/anything in our way for little peeks and glimpses at inspiration. I'm doing it right now...I know, how typical Ned of me. You know something? Writing while watching a movie is very distracting, I just figured that out. I keep wanting to write the lines that the people are saying, here, I'll say the first line

Strengths Of The U.S. Constitution

2009-10-14T14:57:00.000-07:00

Before the Revolutionary War, before Plymouth, before the “New World”, there was tyranny. That is tyranny of kings, and especially, tyranny of the Church. You couldn't say, write, or even think anything “bad.” Whether that was about science, history, religion, or the bible, you had to adhere to the strict standards of the Church. Otherwise you would be alienated, your reputation destroyed, your

End Trend Stealing....and unauthorized use of fabric softeners.

2009-10-05T14:35:00.000-07:00

End, trend.........I almost feel like bend or spend or lend should be in this title somewhere...or Trend. Wait, that is in this title...did I write that? Yes, that I did, how very wise of me. Now to topic. Really, I don't actually mean to end Trend Stealing but to laugh at the way adults often adopt younger generation's trends to be “cool” or “hip” as they say. Oh dang, I just revealed to you the

Nothing Is Random. Not even bananas.

2009-09-29T14:20:00.000-07:00

That's right, someone may say they are random just because they told you that their future son will be the president of Cambodia...when it's made of cheese. Wait, does Cambodia even have presidents? Oh well, maybe they will in the future. Is this my topic? Am I going to talk about this in this blog? Never! After all why would I stay on the subject of title? Now, lets get to it. Noob,

The Language Of The Becker -N Section-

2009-09-25T10:35:00.000-07:00

Wooooo this is an email I got from Becker and it is awesome! By the way I might post more emails but this is the first.Hi. As some of you might know yesterday I was talkin about IT. And yes we all know We are over The THAT which happens to be IT so today we wont focus on IT. We will learn The Language of the Becker and like the alphabet we begin with Section N. Section N contains the N words.

The Essence of Facial Hair On A Sunny Day

2009-09-23T07:48:00.000-07:00

NO, I am not obsessed with facial hair, nor is your second tooth as white as it may seem...the truth of the matter is, no one likes to fail. Am I correct? The answer to such a question is only so obvious. Learning not to fail is like, cooking without cookbook. Because such a process is so different for everyone you have to learn to improvise, know what you can do as well as what you can't. For

A Fatal Blow to The Back Of Stereotypes' Faces

2009-09-22T08:34:00.000-07:00

Stereotypes. A stereotype is basically a mold so that you can make copies of something. Nowadays we use the word to describe people groups. Preps, jocks, stoners, emos, the list goes on and on. The inspiration for this blog came from a Facebook quiz I took, “Which Stereotype Do You Fit Into?” I took the quiz, but before I

How to get past OpenDNS (for xp)

2009-09-17T11:17:00.001-07:00

1.Click the start tab.2.Go to “Control Panel”3.Go to Network Connections”4.Right click on the connection your computer is using and click “Properties” in the drop down menu.5.In that box that comes up click “Internet Protocol (TCP/IP)6.Click “Properties” in the middle right side of the box.7.Set your computer to “Use the following DNS servers”8.Again you can Google “DNS servers” for a list of

Random wars.

2009-09-17T09:45:00.001-07:00

CANDID RANDOM COVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND ETHAN ON FACEBOOK LAST NIGHT SOUP SALAD TASTES LIKE SWEATY CHEESE HAIRS. Hello one, hello all. Welcome to the screenplay of my life. More like, a few random bits from the dark and dangerous corners of me and Ethan's minds...Normal people beware. Last night me and Ethan got in random wars and the resulting explosion destroyed the US economy. And yes I

(Title here) I can't think of a title, get over it.

2009-09-15T07:59:00.000-07:00

Hello my fellow crocodile's, er I mean...humans? I'm confused. What are we even doing? And what is that?!?! Why do you keep hitting that metal box with your fingers? You are a very strange person you are. See how I mixed yodaspeak with human language? That is what we're speaking is it not? Some may know, however I like cheese. Now that all you're minds sufficiently bottled.........you know, like

The Tragedy Of The Day

2009-09-12T19:20:00.000-07:00

I officially hate Gmail now. For one, every username I've tried has been rejected, two, they think that 2800 megabytes of space is impressive? HELLO! Yahoo has UNLIMITED space, Epic Fail on Google's part there. Two, I put in about 10 captchas in a row and they were ALL wrong? Retard google. I also found out something tragic today, Alienware got taken over by...............................

The Triumph Of Fixing A Connection Problem (or a blocked site)

2009-09-01T16:32:00.000-07:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I finally fixed this stupid problem with my connection. Apparently using the same DNS server for too long will cause some problems, (I think), and yes blocked sites can be a BIG problem. You see, one day, maybe a year ago, I was at a wireless hot spot ready to do an average day's browsing. The kind

Some email protection tips, and salad. Time to make some magic.

2009-08-31T09:36:00.000-07:00

Hello my faithful subjects............................................Hm, I seem to use that a lot don't I? Yes, yes I do.............................................Hehe I used it again, :-D. So anyways, I'm sure you're wondering what the topic is going to be today, no? To tell you the truth, the second half of the title of this post is actually what happens every time I write blogs. Oh and by

The bane of technology........yeah.....Dell.......Facebook.......And Computer Illiterate People

2009-08-31T09:24:00.000-07:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I JUST WROTE AN AMAZING NOTE, AND I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED BACK<>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I Guess you'll never know now, hell no am I typing that again, it's not my job to create magic all the time, I just let out at certain times, and it's FACEBOOK"S job not to FAIL. Let me

What, like you've never been attacked by a herd of flying zombie penguins?

2009-08-19T21:23:00.000-07:00

If you're reading this, it's probably because your body was horribly mangled at birth................................er, wait, wrong note. Actually, if you're reading this, it's probably because you HAVEN'T been attacked by a herd of flying zombie penguins, yes, I said penguins. You're probably thinking, penguins can't fly! What an idiot, but I tell you, penguins are like ninjas, they watch and

2009-08-19T21:19:00.000-07:00

To start this I must say, catchy title eh? I like the originality, and the oranginality I made that up myself. Right now. Well, right now for me anyways, you will probably read this blog hours after it's posted. But seriously, I didn't put that title there because I wanted to say something random..............don't, you, believe me? Fine maybe I wanted to say something random a little, but

I do not have ADD

2009-08-19T19:59:00.000-07:00

Ok, look, I first of all, do not have ADD, you do! And, secondly, I think you all need to be reminded. I AM AWESOME! Okay? Aha! I heard that! Do not be an awesome person racist or I will be an awesome person racist racist! So there! Top that! Oh and don't drink the coffee.

Time To Wonder

2009-08-19T19:58:00.001-07:00

Muahahahahaha. Bet you're wondering why I am laughing evilly? Ha!I got you wondering already and I haven't even asked anything. That, myfriends, is a truly awe-inspiring accomplishment. Soanyways..................wondering what I'm going to say next? I bet you are! How many of you even know the point of this anyways? How many of you are wondering what my fabulantastic mind is thinking of? I bet

This Is Going to be Original

2009-08-19T19:56:00.002-07:00

Hello Everyone.......................................................................................I regret to inform you that all of your assassins couldn't match up to my kung-fu and they are all locked in my closet. Except for that guy with the cotton candy, I let him go. Anyways, as you can see, I died my hair, and now its fancy-er. I have been going skiing a lot and it's fricken awesome. I

DUN DUN DUN!

2009-08-19T19:55:00.001-07:00

Woah that was close, I almost wrote a sob story blog. DUN DUN DUN! No whinyness shall defile my blog! Let's see then, no whinyness, I....have an awesome girlfriend, and, awesome friends, and awesome stuff, and an awesome God and awesome me-ness. WOOOO! I guess this is a late thanksgiving blog. I didn't mean it to be, I was expecting aliens or something about cookie monster or mind powers. HEY! BY

You didn't see anything.

2009-08-19T19:53:00.000-07:00

Woah! People actually read my blogs? Uh-Oh.........................................Right?? Now let's just go on with our lives, knowing that I never revealed to you that aliens were invading, or that little kids are vampire/aliens or that jellyfish like me.....a lot. Got it? GOOD!

DO NOT READ THIS BLOG

2009-08-19T19:51:00.000-07:00

YOU RETARD! What do you think you are doing?! I gave you specific instructions, and you disobeyed them. Actually I knew how stupid you were so I put that in the subject line, uh-oh there goes half the readers, looking for more stuff to "not do." But oh well my plan was genius eh? WRONG! More like mastermind! MUAHAHAHAHA! Oh no, I hope I didn't scare the little kids, but I guess thats what you

Alien Invasion!

2009-08-19T19:39:00.000-07:00

I don't even know why I'm writing this right now, and although it is way past time for me to be sleeping, some force, (aliens) is compelling me to continue changing and tweaking my lame and pitiful myspace page. My body is even starting to shut down. Just now it took me five times just to type the word shut. AND STILL I CONTINUE TO TYPE! Obviously the aliens have to make sure the awesome people